March 2012
things that need to happen by tomorrow morning:
the snow being gone
things that will not happen by tomorrow morning:
the snow being gone
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ugh bitch stop reblogging shoe porn
YOU’RE MAKING ME WANT TO GO SHOPPING
“This is my fourth year here and I’ve never been in a camp video”
– My lying sister who has been in all of her camp videos
So for our team comp names one year we had to make it up using a person, a place and a thing
and this one epic team
they called themselves “the nouns”
“Guy in box: what are you doing?!
Random camper: throwing pencils at boxes
Guy...”
– My sisters 2007 camp video
WatchI learned this rap in my Spanish class
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“Tired of using parking cones as frisbees?”
– My 2006 camp video
I’m watching my old camp videos and my little sister is making fun of everyone’s clothes
it is not their fault fashion was bad in 2004
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Did anyone else’s summer camps have DVD recaps of the whole week available to buy or was that just the camp I went to?
February 2012
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I feel like I’m going to throw up but I haven’t eaten today
and honestly if I did throw up I wouldn’t move
I’m so goddamn tired
I’m actually really worried that nobody will ever fall in love with me.
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oh my god I hate people who are like “someone go get me this, someone do this for me, someone buy this for me, DO THIS FOR ME NOW OR ELSE I’LL HATE YOU”
just shut up and do shit for yourself and STOP WHINING
nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
I’m watching Atlantis right now and it hasn’t even started and I’m getting emotional
these fucking previews
FUCK ALL THIS SNOW I WANT TO LEAVE MY HOUSE...
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I’m so frustrated
I need to go to bed
I hate my stomach
it’s like hey dude I’m gonna make you super hungry
but then I’ll make you nauseous whenever you look at food
take that, bitch
Everything is dumb because I want to vent about real life friends but half of them follow me and you’re all gossipy bitches so I CAN’T!
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Everything is looking down.
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Watching criminal minds with my mom and in this episode they’re working with the mexican police and it’s making them look all nice a professional and not corrupt
I don’t know what part of Mexico these people are in but oh my god this is not how it is in Mexico
I had an encounter with the Mexican police once and it was one of the scariest things that has ever happened to me
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I was really pissed that I didn’t get to go to the Vancouver Olympics.
My parents kind of talked about going but then they were like “nah”
And all I want is to go to the Olympics once in my life and who knows when they’ll be close enough again?
takeafuckingsh0wer:
NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR BUT I BITE MY THUMB SIR
“That’s just what vegans smell like, I’m not giving you soup!”
– Things Liz says to me at 3am
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Yesterday my sister and my dad and i were talking about politics and my sister mentioned this test she made me take that told me I was about as democratic as you can get
My dad was like “youre a democrat?” and I shrugged and said “I guess”
He rolled his eyes and s like “I was a democrat too, once. Don’t worry, you’ll see the light”
No
No I...
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Hi tumblr
I’m going to be gone for probably most of the next week
and possibly the week after that
because my computer randomly shut off and refuses to turn back on
my dad is trying to figure out what’s wrong with it
and also to fix it
but as of right now I have to steal random family members computers or use my phone
and I hate tumbling from my phone
so I will be doing less of it
“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama (via ithedivine)
Anonymous asked: how many boxes of hair dye did you use to get your hair so blonde?
